 |
| Stairway To Heaven |
Are you suffering from Led poisoning? Get the goddamn Led out of your ears and focus on the truth in media. Why do we want to hear about unhappiness? We want to hear Stairway To Hell in a heavy metal jam. You want to learn about my feelings of great distress and discomfort of mind and body. From
territorial pissings to when I'm going to climb that stairway to heaven and sing
about misery a final time. I can almost hear the organ now.
MISERY’S SONG
You’ve heard a song
that’s
had a struggle before,
where
twinges meet to adore
an admirer or half-
faced
rock star in a cloud
of smoke.
Yodel louder
than that melody
within
her soul -- tormented in
anguish
from lies and sin,
as lovers cross a corner
of time
like rubber-stamps
of
harlots and tramps
that play a painful piece
in
rump-fed hearts to go
or follow.
Winds will blow
with me as I travel
to it; a
slow under-
current
as they were
in waves to throngs of folk
gone
fly-bitten to the ground
where
sounds do pound
like euphoria! What concert
went
astray in sadness
to bring
a heart-filled bliss?
The rolling thunder goes
gaily,
the listeners join free
to pass
in mirth of glee
from a paradox. A fool
went
through just yesterday
to hear the
dreary music play!
Misery brings joy. The Raptors suck, but the Cavaliers rock. I want to go back to
Cleveland to see the Indians play at Progressive Field. I want to hear the
blues when I think about Cleveland. It's been a long time since the Indians won
the World Series. It's been a long time since Indians won anything. Lately, I've been thinking about how to make sports better. Las
Vegas needs a hockey team. There needs to be another Indian team to help the Blackhawks. Professional wrestling needs to play a bigger
role in Bollywood. Let's face it, wrestling is not on the map like it was years
ago. Bollywood needs to embrace old-school wrestling. There needs to be a
Bollywood Hogan of wrestling to start a new era in sports entertainment. How can Western Culture better
embrace Indians? Start by celebrating Ramadan and misery. Ramadan is a time for reflection, giving, and
being truly charitable.
- Refrain from consuming food until after midnight
- Refrain from a cold beer until after midnight
- Refrain from smoking until after midnight
- Refrain from sex until after midnight
- No sinful behaviour that may negate the reward of fasting
- No listening to WOW 87.7
- No listening to WRICH 109.9
- No listening to AM 2200
- Don't wrestle until after Ramadan
- Don't insult Catholics until after Ramadan
- No opening Doors or listening to Jim Morrison
 |
Vive la France. Euro 2016 is here and my eyes shift to Britain. For a long time,
we had a Game of Thrones in Europe. They couldn’t get along and there were
border wars and then we created something called the European Union. And it’s
grown to be a huge market in many countries. Europe was starting to compete
on a global scale and now Britain is going to decide whether they stay or leave
the European Union. Some people might not think it’s a big deal, but it is.
Start on the business side, twenty percent of our exports go to the European
Union. We want a healthy EU because it’s good for us. Oscar Wilde once said
“Britain has 42 religions and two sauces.” Right? It’s not a place of passion.
But you cannot believe the passionate divide, and it is too close to call on
whether they’ll be division. A lot of people are saying let’s have Britain just
be Britain. That's great, but therein lies the debate. It’s important to you
because if for some reason the EU falls apart, we are going to have to spend a
lot more money, a lot more treasure, time and maybe some of our blood to try to
put Europe back together. If the EU holds together, it’s good for us
economically. It’s bloody good for us, because if they hold together, armies
can mobilize on other parts of the planet. It relates to us and we need to join
in celebrating Europe's utter misery.
|
 |
| Long Live Misery |
No comments:
Post a Comment