A Found Story: What Do You Say About It?

When you're done talking to the tree, say "Hello!" and go fly a kite. When you leave, remind yourself one great book is better than two crappy books. Fall asleep in your chair and fart so bad that you question the very concept of writing blogs. The Stoned Theory Of My Own Destruction doesn't suck. 

Read some of what Juliette had to say. She's read my story. Someone else who read my story is Jerry, and he's a little like me, but a better conductor.

I'm self-publishing next year, because it's publish and perish.