What it
means: It's hard to find people who tell you the truth. But the
motherfuckin' question for East and West Germany is simply this. It is are children
learning? Is the mug half full or half empty with 11 percent beer?
After kick-ass road trips to Michigan over the years, I’m
concluding every community functions like a state. Frankenmuth is a friggin’
Bavarian city distinct from other communities. Michigan, Michigan State,
Eastern Michigan, Central Michigan and Western Michigan are universities distinct as
separate communities. But the real fucking question in the United States
remains: What are The Beavers going to do if there’s a lame Duck that wants to
give them the stiff arm just because they're The Beavers? Prepare yourself
straight outta Oregon.
Probieren geht
über studieren. The German translation means trying is better than studying. The equivalent
is the proof of the pudding is in the eating. If it wasn’t for fucking summer
school, I would still be in goddamn high school.
I collect mugs as a motherfucking hobby. It’s getting boring.
I’m going to start to fucking collect Nazi memorabilia.
Myth: Media tell the truth.
Reality: News and information are presented usually with extreme bias
and never include all relevant facts.
Think of the great figures that have served in the United
States Senate on either side. Ted Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and Chuck Shultz; and
now Americans have been reduced to Chuck Schumer. I want to buy a manure farm
in Oregon. I want to vote and go Duck hunting.
Heil Donald Trump!
Truth be told, Trump is threatening to destroy democracy in the United
States. Donald Trump runs his empire like a king and it’s politically incorrect
to run the country like the king of a company. Americans don’t need Donald Trump, Donald Duck, or fucking Oregon
Ducks. There’s college football or computer animation. I’ll take football over
a fuckin' cartoon.
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